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American joke
American joke An American, a British and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice." The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Britain we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the American and the Brit. He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice ...........
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رد: American joke
Thanks alot Taleedi for this funny joke , it reflect the courage and dignity of the Arab, whatever the circumstances.
النكتة بإختصار (( أمريكي وبريطاني وعراقي يشربون الخمر مع بعض , الأمريكي خلص الكاس ورماه في الهواء واخرج مسدسه وأطلق عليه الرصاص وقال لدينا الكثير من الزجاج في أمريكا ولا داعي لأن اشرب في هذا الكأس مرتين , وفعل البريطاني نفس الشي وقال لدينا في بريطانيا الكثير من الرمل لنصنع الكثير من الزجاج فلا داعي لأن اشرب منه مرتين , أخرج العراقي مسدسه وأطلق عليهما النار وقال في العراق لدينا الكثير من الأمريكان والبريطانيين ولا داعي لأن أشرب معكما بعد الآن.
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